I got something to share!..A sister in Christ pass an article to me the other day. Kinda 'farny' Errr...
The TV Psalm
The TV is my shepherd, I shall turn it on.
It makes me lie down on the sofa.
It leads me away from the Scripture.
It ravishes my soul.
It leads me in the paths of ignorance & violence, for the sponsor's sake.
Yea, though i walk in the shadow of my responsibilities to my family & my creator,
There will be no interruptions, for the TV is with me.
Its cable & its remote control, they comfort me.
It prepares a commercial before me.
It plants lies within my mind.
It anoints my head with materialism.
My coveting runs over.
Surely laziness & ignorance shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I shall dwell in the house watching TV & its propaganda forever.
-Anonymous-
WHAT DA!!!!....
2 comments:
hahah! i've got The Student's Psalm. Much less negative, hehehe :)
I've got techie version! har har
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